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JOHN BURNS Midfield |
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DOB: 12/77 Dublin |
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Appearances 31 Goals 2 |
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Last update - 1st December 2004 |
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John signed for Hinckley in February 2004 from Ilkeston Town, having started the
season at Hucknall Town. john started his career at Irish League side Belvedere.
John was signed by Nottingham Forest and played first team football for them
before being transferred to Bristol City, and and then Carlisle. He then dropped
down into non-league in 2002 when he joined Burton Albion, before moving on to
Hucknall. He has represented the Republic of Ireland at Under 21 level. |
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2004-2005 Season Statistics
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Personal File: |
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John is an Aga of a Turkish nomadic tribe and therefore has at least 40 wives.
He commutes from his Oasis, in the Anatolian Mountain Region, daily by camel - a
Dromedary I believe. This could explain why he always seems to have the 'hump'.
He says his hobbies are taking English upper class infidels and burying them in
the sand up to their necks then waiting for the vultures to peck their eyes out,
and collecting first edition stamps. |
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