| Results for the Vote #6 |
| How should we destroy the Borough Council's offices if they refuse the Middlefield Lane planning application? |
| Firebomb - 0 votes - 0% |
| Anthrax Letters - 0 votes - 0% |
| Marek as a 'Suicide Bomber' - 9 votes - 56% |
| Second hand Scud Missile - 1 vote - 6% |
| Tell Bush they are hiding Saddam - 3 votes - 18% |
| Vote for a Monkey in the local election - 3 votes - 18% |
| I'm from Sh*psh*d, erode their confidence with sarcasm and wit - 0 votes - 0% |
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Oh dear Marek, looks like that belt needs to be loaded up with TNT. A huge 56% of
people decided that poor Marek would have to walk into the offices with his
balaclava on shouting: "stick this into your garden waste bins!" Quite rightly
nobody voted for Firebomb or Anthrax as these two are so passe and we wouldn't
want to be accused of copying! Voting for a monkey in the local elections as 3
people wanted would be a non starter, based on the fact that they are only monkeys
standing for election anyway. 3 voters wanted to tell bush they are hiding Saddam.
This clearly wouldn't work because he already knows he's hiding down the butthole.
Speaking of which, our friends from the Sheepside of the county have obviously
decided to boycott the vote. Maybe under the instructions of Saddam, who knows? As it turned out the planning permission was passed, so Marek you can take off that belt now. Anybody want to buy a gross of TNT? |
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